Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

DAVID LYNCH TORTURES THE BIG LIE

IS 9/11 TRUTH TOO BIG TO THINK ABOUT ?

The BetterBadNews panel examine a David Lynch TV interview about the suicide of Building 7 and a hole in Shanksville Pennsylvania. Lynch tells a Danish interviewer that the lie is so big, “it’s too big to think about”. Also in this episode, a demonstration of enhanced interrogation and compassionate torture techniques using stuffed animals. Pentagon approved.

David Lynch Wiki

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

KLONOPIN USERS DANGEROUSLY CALM IN EMERGENCIES

MASSAGE THERAPIST CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDER HEAVY WORKLOAD

Two Questions:

1. When is the best time to panic?

2. Ridiculing Obama from the left – blasphemy or treason?

If George Carlin were alive he would explain it like this:

“In keeping with Obama’s promise to close Guantanamo, the torture of US detainees will now only take place everywhere else”.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS :

The BetterBadNews panel discussion on pre-panic planning is cancelled due to an anticipated scheduling conflict.

BetterBadNews  examines the state of political satire and depression in pre-medicated America. Politics Comedy Video Art 1984 Orwell Huxley

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

ANXIETY DRUG PLAN TO COVER PRE-EXISTING FEARS

CELL PHONE GUN DISRUPTS PANIC MANAGEMENT SEMINAR

The discussion broke down when a weak minded individual resorted to using his cell phone gun to settle a dispute he was having with himself.

The BetterBadNews panel examine how misinformed and abused populations can combat their pre-existing fears by self medicating to the point of mental oblivion. But is this political satire or journalism?

Was it the philosopher Herbert Marcuse who pointed out that a healthy person is perceived as being sick in a sick society? Yes. But is it relevant?

Expanding anxiety drug coverage to include pre-existing fears may be intended as an inexpensive way to help homeowners anxious about losing their homes.

Friday, December 19th, 2008

BERKELEY KID CALLS OBAMA KID

MALIA TAKES THE CALL

Berkeley Kid comic has a question for Malia Obama. Malia takes the call. Short clip produced by BetterBadNews. Political satire Better Bad News is HALF TRUE MORE OR LESS 100% OF THE TIME. Special thanks to We Are Change That Change, Galen Corr and Berkeley Community Media.

Friday, November 7th, 2008

COMPASSIONATE MARTIAL LAW PROMOTES IRONY FATIGUE

I can’t take Amero’s. I’m already on ritilin. Satirist Kurt Reinhardt and Berkeley kid comic Galen Corr examine the difference between a bad war and a better bad war.

Friday, July 18th, 2008

UNRULY CHILD MOCKS STAND DOWN GENERATION

"THEY HAD SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK ROLL BUT THEY DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING FOR US"

WARNING: The unruly child depicted in this episode is not an unruly child but he plays one on BetterBadNews whenever he feels like it.

Nancy Pelosi and George Lakoff are equally mocked as strict and nurturing parents who have failed their children. “Nancy pelosi is standing down without permission”.

Berkeley kid comic mocks the baby boomers for letting the constitution die when they were finished with it. His solution?  “March on washington and make the government suck on all my toys from China and make them eat dog food”.