Sunday, March 8th, 2009

KLONOPIN USERS DANGEROUSLY CALM IN EMERGENCIES

MASSAGE THERAPIST CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDER HEAVY WORKLOAD

Two Questions:

1. When is the best time to panic?

2. Ridiculing Obama from the left – blasphemy or treason?

If George Carlin were alive he would explain it like this:

“In keeping with Obama’s promise to close Guantanamo, the torture of US detainees will now only take place everywhere else”.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS :

The BetterBadNews panel discussion on pre-panic planning is cancelled due to an anticipated scheduling conflict.

BetterBadNews  examines the state of political satire and depression in pre-medicated America. Politics Comedy Video Art 1984 Orwell Huxley

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

ANXIETY DRUG PLAN TO COVER PRE-EXISTING FEARS

CELL PHONE GUN DISRUPTS PANIC MANAGEMENT SEMINAR

The discussion broke down when a weak minded individual resorted to using his cell phone gun to settle a dispute he was having with himself.

The BetterBadNews panel examine how misinformed and abused populations can combat their pre-existing fears by self medicating to the point of mental oblivion. But is this political satire or journalism?

Was it the philosopher Herbert Marcuse who pointed out that a healthy person is perceived as being sick in a sick society? Yes. But is it relevant?

Expanding anxiety drug coverage to include pre-existing fears may be intended as an inexpensive way to help homeowners anxious about losing their homes.

Friday, December 19th, 2008

BERKELEY KID CALLS OBAMA KID

MALIA TAKES THE CALL

Berkeley Kid comic has a question for Malia Obama. Malia takes the call. Short clip produced by BetterBadNews. Political satire Better Bad News is HALF TRUE MORE OR LESS 100% OF THE TIME. Special thanks to We Are Change That Change, Galen Corr and Berkeley Community Media.