Sunday, March 8th, 2009
MASSAGE THERAPIST CRUSHED TO DEATH UNDER HEAVY WORKLOAD
Two Questions:
1. When is the best time to panic?
2. Ridiculing Obama from the left – blasphemy or treason?
If George Carlin were alive he would explain it like this:
“In keeping with Obama’s promise to close Guantanamo, the torture of US detainees will now only take place everywhere else”.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS :
The BetterBadNews panel discussion on pre-panic planning is cancelled due to an anticipated scheduling conflict.
BetterBadNews examines the state of political satire and depression in pre-medicated America. Politics Comedy Video Art 1984 Orwell Huxley
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
CELL PHONE GUN DISRUPTS PANIC MANAGEMENT SEMINAR
The discussion broke down when a weak minded individual resorted to using his cell phone gun to settle a dispute he was having with himself.
The BetterBadNews panel examine how misinformed and abused populations can combat their pre-existing fears by self medicating to the point of mental oblivion. But is this political satire or journalism?
Was it the philosopher Herbert Marcuse who pointed out that a healthy person is perceived as being sick in a sick society? Yes. But is it relevant?
Expanding anxiety drug coverage to include pre-existing fears may be intended as an inexpensive way to help homeowners anxious about losing their homes.
