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Friday, July 18, 2008

UNRULY CHILD MOCKS STAND DOWN GENERATION

"THEY HAD SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK ROLL BUT THEY DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING FOR US"

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WARNING: The unruly child depicted in this episode is not an unruly child but he plays one on BetterBadNews whenever he feels like it.

Nancy Pelosi and George Lakoff are equally mocked as strict and nurturing parents who have failed their children. “Nancy pelosi is standing down without permission”.

Berkeley kid comic mocks the baby boomers for letting the constitution die when they were finished with it. His solution?  “March on washington and make the government suck on all my toys from China and make them eat dog food”.

posted by betterbadnews at 2:52 pm  

Thursday, June 19, 2008

POLICE ATTACK BERKELEY TREE SITTERS

REINFORCEMENTS NEEDED

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Calling all citizens: Reinforcements needed to help save old growth oak trees in Berkeley threatened by University of California Police. Berkeley native american activist Zachary Running Wolf vs UC campus police chief and the University Board of Regents, determined to build a new athletic center on sacred ground.

posted by betterbadnews at 12:18 am  

Saturday, June 14, 2008

BERKELEY KID PUTS BIG BROTHER ON TERROR WATCH LIST

"HE'S NOT A BAD PERSON. HE JUST DOES BAD THINGS"

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Berkeley kid wants to know, “Am I on the watch list”?  Big Brother gets a time out for putting  800,000 names on a suspected terrorist watch list. Scott Ritter and Seymour Hersh consider how family values will be affected if the neo-cons uncork the nuclear genie. Religious war mongers get worked over by the BetterBadNews panel: James King, Kurt Reinhardt, Gracie Coates, Lucas Buckman, Mel Gordon and Galen Corr.

posted by betterbadnews at 10:20 pm  

Thursday, May 15, 2008

PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING METAPHOR WINS 2008 ELECTION

FAKED VOTE COUNTS IMPRESS DIEHARD/DIEBOLD FANS

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BETTERBADNEWS panel taunt TV network comics JOHN STEWART, JAY LENO AND DAVID LETTERMAN for failure to mock an obvious and deserving target of public ridicule: The 9/11 Commission Report. Is late night television part of the cover up?

In This Episode: Professional politicians are profiled as professional tag team wrestlers pretending to be mortal enemies but not really. 2008 third party contenders threaten to reveal the sorry 9/11 Truth behind all the fakery.

Also: The BetterBadNews anchor speculates on a secret plan to install California Governor Arnold Schwazenegger in the White House following a false flag attack blamed on terrorists.

Finally: Ron Paul considers a third party ticket but who is going to be on top? Cynthia McKinney, Ralph Nader, Jesse Ventura, Mike Gravel or Ron Paul?

posted by betterbadnews at 4:55 pm  

Monday, May 5, 2008

JESSE VENTURA vs RALPH NADER AND CYNTHIA MCKINNEY

RON PAUL EXCLUDES HIMSELF FROM THIRD PARTY DEBATES

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2008 THIRD PARTY Candidates Cynthia McKinney and Ralph Nader must be curious: Is Jesse Ventura re-entering politics or just hawking a book? Don’t Start the Revolution Without Me, is Ventura’s new book title but on the network blather shows he talks like a candidate pitching campaign themes. But is Jesse Ventura running for the Senate or the White House?

“I already beat Norm Coleman once”.

Watching Ventura threaten to throw John McCain out of the ring is funny but is Al Franken laughing? His Senate bid is kaput if Ventura runs for the White House with coattails long enough to help green Party favorite, Mike Cavlan, unseat Colemen.
If Ventura chooses to run for the Senate against Franken Coleman and Cavlan anything is possible. Ventura probably wants the White House but he’s going to have to convince Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinich or Mike Gravel to run with him on an independent party ticket to get there. Minnesota politics as usual. The betterbadnews panel has a clue. Satire from Better bad news and politics.

Category:  News & Politics

posted by betterbadnews at 5:22 pm  

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

FBI SAYS TED OLSON LIED OR WAS DUPED. BARBARA OLSON 9/11 STORY FABRICATED.

EYE WITNESS REPORT OF HIJACKERS WITH BOX-CUTTERS UNTRUE.

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In this 3 minute video the BetterBadNews panel examine FBI court records documenting phone calls made by airplane passengers killed on sept 11, 2001,
Also included is a clip of distinguished 9/11 research scholar, David Ray Griffin delivering a report on 9/11 contradictions to an international conference on 9/11 truth held at the European Parliament on February 26, 2008. David Ray Griffin’s book: 9/11 Contradictions: An Open Letter to Congress and the Press, details several important contradictions including the Barbara Olson hoax.

Reports of Barbara Olson’s alleged cell phone conversations with her husband Ted Olson were introduced by CNN reporters soon after the Pentagon was hit.

posted by betterbadnews at 9:12 pm  
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