Thursday, May 15th, 2008

PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING METAPHOR WINS 2008 ELECTION

FAKED VOTE COUNTS IMPRESS DIEHARD/DIEBOLD FANS

BETTERBADNEWS panel taunt TV network comics JOHN STEWART, JAY LENO AND DAVID LETTERMAN for failure to mock an obvious and deserving target of public ridicule: The 9/11 Commission Report. Is late night television part of the cover up?

In This Episode: Professional politicians are profiled as professional tag team wrestlers pretending to be mortal enemies but not really. 2008 third party contenders threaten to reveal the sorry 9/11 Truth behind all the fakery.

Also: The BetterBadNews anchor speculates on a secret plan to install California Governor Arnold Schwazenegger in the White House following a false flag attack blamed on terrorists.

Finally: Ron Paul considers a third party ticket but who is going to be on top? Cynthia McKinney, Ralph Nader, Jesse Ventura, Mike Gravel or Ron Paul?

Monday, May 5th, 2008

JESSE VENTURA vs RALPH NADER AND CYNTHIA MCKINNEY

RON PAUL EXCLUDES HIMSELF FROM THIRD PARTY DEBATES

2008 THIRD PARTY Candidates Cynthia McKinney and Ralph Nader must be curious: Is Jesse Ventura re-entering politics or just hawking a book? Don’t Start the Revolution Without Me, is Ventura’s new book title but on the network blather shows he talks like a candidate pitching campaign themes. But is Jesse Ventura running for the Senate or the White House?

“I already beat Norm Coleman once”.

Watching Ventura threaten to throw John McCain out of the ring is funny but is Al Franken laughing? His Senate bid is kaput if Ventura runs for the White House with coattails long enough to help green Party favorite, Mike Cavlan, unseat Colemen.
If Ventura chooses to run for the Senate against Franken Coleman and Cavlan anything is possible. Ventura probably wants the White House but he’s going to have to convince Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinich or Mike Gravel to run with him on an independent party ticket to get there. Minnesota politics as usual. The betterbadnews panel has a clue. Satire from Better bad news and politics.

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