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Thursday, January 26, 2006

PENTAGON TO TEST COMPASSIONATE TORTURE TECHNIQUES ON STUFFED ANIMALS.

SENATE FILIBUSTER GETS LIFELESS BODY TO TALK

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In this short video podcast the BetterBadNews panel hear a hilariously twisted pitch for compassionate torture, skewering congressional Republicans, lifeless Democrats and the mainstream press for failing in their obligation to act as a check against abuses of government power.

The panel was also stunned by an astonishingly effective speech delivered by Al Gore laying out a case for impeachment. Gore called on Republicans and Democrats to pull themselves away from their TV screens and take notice of the incremental dissolution of representative government.

A liberal “political analyst” on PBS’s News Hour said that he couldn’t explain why Gore’s speech wasn’t covered in the media.

AL GORE SPEECH AT CONSTITUTION HALL
(c-span realplayer link)

CROOKS AND LIARS : excerpts of Gore speech (quicktime or wmp)

DAILY KOS (Gore speech transcript) http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/1/16/131254/468

FILIBUSTER PETITION

posted by betterbadnews at 8:19 pm  

Saturday, January 14, 2006

EXPANDED HOLYLAND THEME PARK PROPOSED AS FAMILY ORIENTED MIDEAST PEACE PLAN.

CHALABI ADOPTS ORPHANED JESUSLAND PROJECT TO SQUEEZE PROFITS FROM PROPHETS.

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Tel-evangelist Pat Robertson recently introduced a plan to develop a theme park in the middle east based on actual sites in the Holyland. But Ahmed Chalabi likes the project too much to let Israel have it without a fight.

In this satirical 5 min video blog the BetterBadNews team examines how Pat Robertson was outfoxed by Iraq’s unelected oil minister, Ahmed Chalabi.

The Huffington Post

Come to Jesusland!

posted by betterbadnews at 12:39 pm  

Sunday, January 1, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR GREETING SERVICE TESTED ON INDIVIDUALS ERASED FROM WIKIPEDIA BY OLD ACQUAINTANCES WHO FORGET.

AL FRANKEN 2008 SENATE BID CHIDED BY SOME WELLSTONE DEMS FOR MISLEADING PROGRESSIVES TO SPLIT HAIRS ON US TROOP WITHDRAWAL FROM IRAQ.

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BetterBadNews is testing a “Happy New Year” greeting
service for collaborating artists, inventors, comedians and
politicians who are no longer on speaking terms with their former
friends and associates.

Rage Boy

Jimbo Wales - Larry Sanger

Dave Winer - Adam Curry

Pat Robertson - Hugo Chavez

Al Franken - Paul Wellstone

Robert Scoble - Memeorandum Politics

John Perry Barlow

posted by betterbadnews at 6:53 pm